No, no. [Quiet, like he has trouble accepting it himself. The other times, yeah, okay, the Porter is a bitch. But this third time is not the same, even if it falls under a similar umbrella.] Wasn't. Gone. I was taken.
[At least with the Porter, it could happen to anyone at any time. She didn't pick and choose because someone in their social circle pissed her off. She didn't keep them captive, torture, and kill them. On someone else, that last bit may sound like nothing more than wounded pride, kicked ego. But for Will, to even get on that rung, it's gotta be something not good at all.]
[Cue the sound of that half-jog/half-run thing people do when there's not too far to go but far enough a quick walk won't do the trick. When that stops, there's a relieved sigh and a short, cracked, happy laugh.]
Walking into Maurtia Falls as we speak. Do you...meet at the Porter back in Heropa?
[When Will Ports through, he is definitely wearing thrift shop apparel. Only none of what he's wearing are actually his clothes. The jeans are along his usual, but the shirt pulled over is some New York City tourist-y t-shirt, and the jacket he's wearing looks more like it belongs on a blue Stay-Puft lover three times larger than Will is. Someone went dumpster diving outside a secondhand goods store thanks to sheer desperation. Coupled with rosy cheeks due to colder weather, pale face, and his hair all askew, he looks like the word Mess given human form.
Said Human Disaster stares at April for a few seconds, tired, before he sprints at her like if he doesn't catch her in time, she'll just...poof.]
[ Public make out time is go. The whole 'who, what, where, why, when' thing is secondary to the reunion clinging and kissing. Which may end either against a building wall or on the sidewalk if Will isn't careful. ]
[Yeah, he can agree to that for the moment, is equally clingy and kissy. Not just because that means he doesn't have to talk about anything (though this is a perk) but because, damn, had he been worried he'd come back to find his house had been targeted next. But no sidewalks for April, not this time. Building walls are, however, totally acceptable, even if no one else thinks otherwise. But it's the holidays, so maybe they'll be more focused on the spirit of the season, public displays of love can be tolerated easier now, right?
...he's a little more clingy and kissy than usual, actually. Will's hands fumble at her hips with all the self-control he can muster to keep from going any further than that. The leftover confusion, high, and adrenaline rush from death is a strange, driving sort of force.]
[If this had just been a normal happy day reunion, April would have been the one needing to be stopped. Sex on the sidewalk? Please. She'd release that sex tape online herself. But there was one small other issue.
So, moving so Will's the one with his back pressed against the wall and she is right there up against his front, April pulls back enough to glare. Kind of. As was often the case in this marriage, she was slightly too close to him to glare properly at the blob that was her husband's eyes.]
[Well. As long as she isn't pulling away, he'll keep his hands firmly in place on her. Even when he looks down for a moment, like he's trying to find the words (or courage to say them), he doesn't break contact.]
I was...murdered.
[Except for how out of the world that idea is, being dead and coming back...Will manages to deliver it with the quiet nervousness more appropriate to "I cheated on you" or "I lost our entire savings fund in Vegas." Which may have been a weird choice, tonally, to anyone but April, considering Will had so many issues with almost dying/not dying/surprise doing the thing himself over the course of their marriage.]
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Date: 2015-12-23 01:28 am (UTC)On the road. [Where cars are! Good job, Will.] I don't know this road.
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Date: 2015-12-23 01:54 am (UTC)[ Concern levels hitting critical mass.]
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Date: 2015-12-23 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)[ She knows the exact amount. She knows. But that's the at home stuff. ]
But that's before. We're dealing with now. I have to know where you are or I'm going to scream.
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Date: 2015-12-23 02:06 am (UTC)Don't—was in Maurtia Falls last I knew. Can't...shouldn't be too far from there. Might even still be there, just nowhere I'm familiar with.
[That's all hope and it comes through in his voice. He could have been dropped off in God knows where.]
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Date: 2015-12-23 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-23 02:25 am (UTC)[Pause.]
I could just wave down the next car that passes.
[By running out in the road and making a scene? Oh yes.]
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Date: 2015-12-23 02:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-23 02:53 am (UTC)You want me to stay on the phone or just get my ass back?
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Date: 2015-12-23 03:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-23 03:33 am (UTC)You excited for Transylvania?
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Date: 2015-12-23 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-23 03:37 am (UTC)Not much.
[This is not a lie.]
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Date: 2015-12-23 03:40 am (UTC)Again.
A third time. This, like, quarter.
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Date: 2015-12-23 04:02 am (UTC)[At least with the Porter, it could happen to anyone at any time. She didn't pick and choose because someone in their social circle pissed her off. She didn't keep them captive, torture, and kill them. On someone else, that last bit may sound like nothing more than wounded pride, kicked ego. But for Will, to even get on that rung, it's gotta be something not good at all.]
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Date: 2015-12-24 03:41 am (UTC)Where are you? I'm not waiting. I'll meet you half way.
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Date: 2015-12-24 03:49 am (UTC)Hold on, there's a sign.
[Cue the sound of that half-jog/half-run thing people do when there's not too far to go but far enough a quick walk won't do the trick. When that stops, there's a relieved sigh and a short, cracked, happy laugh.]
Walking into Maurtia Falls as we speak. Do you...meet at the Porter back in Heropa?
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Date: 2015-12-24 03:52 am (UTC)Fine.
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Date: 2015-12-24 03:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-24 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-24 04:20 am (UTC)Said Human Disaster stares at April for a few seconds, tired, before he sprints at her like if he doesn't catch her in time, she'll just...poof.]
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Date: 2015-12-24 10:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-12-24 10:25 pm (UTC)...he's a little more clingy and kissy than usual, actually. Will's hands fumble at her hips with all the self-control he can muster to keep from going any further than that. The leftover confusion, high, and adrenaline rush from death is a strange, driving sort of force.]
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Date: 2015-12-24 10:29 pm (UTC)So, moving so Will's the one with his back pressed against the wall and she is right there up against his front, April pulls back enough to glare. Kind of. As was often the case in this marriage, she was slightly too close to him to glare properly at the blob that was her husband's eyes.]
What. Happened.
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Date: 2015-12-24 10:43 pm (UTC)I was...murdered.
[Except for how out of the world that idea is, being dead and coming back...Will manages to deliver it with the quiet nervousness more appropriate to "I cheated on you" or "I lost our entire savings fund in Vegas." Which may have been a weird choice, tonally, to anyone but April, considering Will had so many issues with almost dying/not dying/surprise doing the thing himself over the course of their marriage.]
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