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[lifeatsteak]

no

[aggressiveapathy]

no fun
but
we have some documentaries on it
if you want

[lifeatsteak]

if you need a movie to explain it you can't blame ME for finding it confusing

[aggressiveapathy]

i don't need it
it's just better that way

[ are they watching claymation? oh yes, they are watching claymation ]

[lifeatsteak]

not YOU you i mean normal people

[And so Edgar lets slip that he doesn't think April is 'normal'. To be fair, he's hardly an authority on the subject.]

but sure lets watch your movie

[aggressiveapathy]

you're one of the good ones

[ calling her abnormal. she's so proud. ]

[lifeatsteak]

[????????]

has grey seen your movie

[aggressiveapathy]

no
bring him
and abby
and tom
it's fucking movie night

[lifeatsteak]

[Oh, collecting people, he's good at that.]

ill round them up
when do you need them

[aggressiveapathy]

friday night
this doesn't happen
until after thanksgiving

[lifeatsteak]

the day after the day after tomorrow when the sun sets
i will have it done by then

[He's taking this very seriously, are you proud??]

[aggressiveapathy]

so may it be

text; early evening 11/25

[infomodder]

there are 0 turkeys in this godforsaken town
LOTS OF SWEET POTATO PIES BUT NO TURKEYS
what are we having tomorrow
why didn't i buy a turkey a week ago
do you even care about a proper thanksgiving dinner

Re: text; early evening 11/25

[aggressiveapathy]

get Chinese

[infomodder]

but we get Chinese regularly
unless you want to try my Chinese?
:)

[spoilers: it's basic stir fry and other "ASIAN RECIPES" that american housewives have made for decades out of big obnoxiously colored cookbooks so they could feel more cultured by their usage of water chestnuts from a can]

[aggressiveapathy]

i eat with all you jerks all the time too
but I'm ready to do it again
so srsly
everything is good
cook away

[infomodder]

homemade Chinese it is
most likely be stuck in the kitchen til midnight
but after that
you + me = early celebration?

[aggressiveapathy]

only if you still smell like soy sauce

[infomodder]

i'll practically shower in the stuff if that's what gets you in the mood

[aggressiveapathy]

don't forget the chopsticks

[infomodder]

of course
anything else you want me to pick up while i'm out here with the other idiots who didn't get a turkey a week ago?

[aggressiveapathy]

paper turkeys
we have lost childhoods to make up

[infomodder]

are we going to make them with our hands too? little group project after the meal?
shit
just imagine how big Jeff's hand turkey is going to be
that thing will be monstrous

[aggressiveapathy]

jeff doesn't need to show off his big bird to the kids

[infomodder]

we can't exclude him
he's part of the family too