but we get Chinese regularly unless you want to try my Chinese? :)
[spoilers: it's basic stir fry and other "ASIAN RECIPES" that american housewives have made for decades out of big obnoxiously colored cookbooks so they could feel more cultured by their usage of water chestnuts from a can]
are we going to make them with our hands too? little group project after the meal? shit just imagine how big Jeff's hand turkey is going to be that thing will be monstrous
[Can April imagine her husband has enough exasperation to spare for holiday seasons and serial killers? Wait til he refuses to leave the bed on Black Friday.]
besides what are holidays for if not to torture your loved ones?
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Date: 2015-11-26 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 05:37 pm (UTC)unless you want to try my Chinese?
:)
[spoilers: it's basic stir fry and other "ASIAN RECIPES" that american housewives have made for decades out of big obnoxiously colored cookbooks so they could feel more cultured by their usage of water chestnuts from a can]
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Date: 2015-11-26 06:12 pm (UTC)but I'm ready to do it again
so srsly
everything is good
cook away
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Date: 2015-11-26 06:33 pm (UTC)most likely be stuck in the kitchen til midnight
but after that
you + me = early celebration?
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Date: 2015-11-26 06:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 06:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 06:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-26 07:04 pm (UTC)anything else you want me to pick up while i'm out here with the other idiots who didn't get a turkey a week ago?
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Date: 2015-11-26 07:58 pm (UTC)we have lost childhoods to make up
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Date: 2015-11-26 08:13 pm (UTC)shit
just imagine how big Jeff's hand turkey is going to be
that thing will be monstrous
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Date: 2015-11-27 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-27 08:00 pm (UTC)he's part of the family too
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Date: 2015-11-28 05:24 pm (UTC)he's as sick of thanksgiving as the rest of us
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Date: 2015-11-28 07:44 pm (UTC)[Can April imagine her husband has enough exasperation to spare for holiday seasons and serial killers? Wait til he refuses to leave the bed on Black Friday.]
besides
what are holidays for
if not to torture your loved ones?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:01 pm (UTC)he's leading them in a chorus of turkeys united
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:07 pm (UTC)he knows what needs doing
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-28 11:12 pm (UTC)we could have a vow renewal
people might give us things
for free
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:14 pm (UTC)you owe me another trip to exotic lands
we can send shocking postcards from
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:20 pm (UTC)spain?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-28 11:36 pm (UTC)is it time to introduce me to the other vampire royalty?
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:40 pm (UTC)time to take what is rightfully ours
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Date: 2015-11-28 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-11-29 12:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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