god i want to break up with you so i can seduce you again it'd all be network history if the gods didn't eat it between universes but that'll be the v-day travel story so pretend you didn't hear about my vegas wedding for like two weeks
i didn't hear about any vegas weddings if that's the only reason you have to break up with me i think we're doing okay but how am i supposed to react if you do that? break up with me hypothetically speaking
yeah? shop's closing in an hour [WELP who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just hold their objections] i'll be home soon
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:13 am (UTC)is whoever you married here?
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:15 am (UTC)yes
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:19 am (UTC)i want to break up with you
so i can seduce you again
it'd all be network history if the gods didn't eat it between universes
but that'll be the v-day travel story
so
pretend you didn't hear about my vegas wedding for like two weeks
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:24 am (UTC)i didn't hear about any vegas weddings
if that's the only reason you have to break up with me
i think we're doing okay
but
how am i supposed to react if you do that?
break up with me
hypothetically speaking
[is that when the stalking starts
mr. graham will see you now
(no, never)]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:26 am (UTC)like i said
if that wasn't obvious i don't know if you deserve wedding story
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:44 am (UTC)[An entire shiver of sharks named April, as well as a few endangered whales. And a walrus. Maybe? Something decidedly not murder.]
i don't know about any wedding stories
what wedding story?
[Look, he follows rules so well! Love him.]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:49 am (UTC)in cold war vegas
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)[finds a dad outside the shop
shares this stupid joke
laughs for an hour
high fives]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:54 am (UTC)[ she will probably forget about this pun sin before tonight.
but still. god. ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:57 am (UTC)in that case
[Something is going to die.
Or.
Hamster 3.]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)[ all the animals. humane society ain't got nothing on them ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:10 am (UTC)shop's closing in an hour
[WELP
who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just
hold their objections]
i'll be home soon
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:13 am (UTC)hanging up my work clothes
in our closet
[ so...snap? ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)he can find something for those surprises another day
it's all hamsters and home from here, THE IMAGINATION HAS BEEN SPARKED]
oh my god
i'm so grateful we rarely have any customers right now
[embarrassingly sparked, so soon]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:33 am (UTC)you cannot have my work clothes
to be clear
unless you ask nice
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:46 am (UTC)someone please help will graham stop thinking of clothes in a closet and thus not on—
help]
i don't want your work clothes
our closet can keep all of our clothes as far as i'm concerned
unless there's company
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Date: 2015-02-04 10:54 pm (UTC)abby may need to learn to knock
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Date: 2015-02-04 11:56 pm (UTC)no reason to hate monday then
[did he say the shop was closing in an hour
because the sign says it's closed right now, look at that
the power of april ludgate]
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Date: 2015-02-05 02:39 am (UTC)nah
she's tough
and knows where babies come from
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Date: 2015-02-05 03:03 am (UTC)yeah
you should tell her that the first one sometime
not the second
fyi
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Date: 2015-02-05 03:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-05 03:19 am (UTC)that's just giving her a deserved compliment
aprilicia
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Date: 2015-02-05 03:38 am (UTC)and you can be willimus
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