he's all grown up, will he has other girlfriends let him have a special night so we can shame him in the morning but check his sock drawer i bet he keeps a stash of something
well if they work for you they work for me too i guess he wasn't here this morning and going over his room there's too much stuff doesn't seem like he crashed somewhere else sort of stuff so just today so far it looks like
dorian is giving us handcuffs as a wedding present you'll have ample opportunity for pictures and correct no gym today i'll be at home making dinner barefoot
can do :( it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here
[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]
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Date: 2015-07-29 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-29 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-29 10:57 pm (UTC)and the 58¢ i found on the nightstand
?
let's say she's at work for once
Date: 2015-07-29 10:59 pm (UTC)are you still in his room rn
mitch better have her money
Date: 2015-07-29 11:01 pm (UTC)just embezzling at this point tbh
Date: 2015-07-29 11:05 pm (UTC)he has other girlfriends
let him have a special night
so we can shame him in the morning
but check his sock drawer
i bet he keeps a stash
of something
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Date: 2015-07-29 11:10 pm (UTC)porter missing
looking now
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Date: 2015-07-29 11:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-07-29 11:13 pm (UTC)looks like we also scored some condoms
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Date: 2015-07-29 11:25 pm (UTC)jerk
i can't law alone
that's not enough
what else has he got
i need a full humiliating list
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Date: 2015-07-30 12:09 am (UTC)April
if he can afford these
we are NOT charging him enough rent
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Date: 2015-07-30 01:11 am (UTC)double it
triple
i bet i can find his check book in the office
we could be having sex on golden sheets
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Date: 2015-07-30 03:14 am (UTC)there's no more money around
no golden sheets
just his sheets
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Date: 2015-07-30 03:52 am (UTC)i guess
how long has be been mia
anyway
i might need to send out cards
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Date: 2015-07-30 04:26 am (UTC)i guess
he wasn't here this morning and
going over his room there's too much stuff
doesn't seem like he crashed somewhere else sort of stuff
so just today so far it looks like
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Date: 2015-07-30 08:02 pm (UTC)then it's all fair game
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Date: 2015-07-30 08:35 pm (UTC)we could sleep in his room tonight
see how he reacts if he shows up tomorrow
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Date: 2015-07-30 08:49 pm (UTC)we are renegotiating some things
[ but yes, solid plan a+ ]
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Date: 2015-07-30 08:54 pm (UTC)ask me to smile and raise my arms
i might be having a stroke
[yes good]
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:06 pm (UTC)always thinking of me
but that makes today
gym free day
right
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:28 pm (UTC)you'll have ample opportunity for pictures
and correct no gym today i'll be at home
making dinner barefoot
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:32 pm (UTC)send the kids to the movies
or ice cream
or the dirty movies with ice cream
you can be barefoot
i'll be handcuffed
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Date: 2015-07-30 09:37 pm (UTC):(
it's not as much fun when you say things like that and aren't here to make out with after
but this gives me time to make something special for when you do get here
[Spoilers: it's a culinary amalgamation that would have Hannibal Lecter outraged. Asian stir fry fajitas. With lots of cheese.]
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Date: 2015-07-30 10:04 pm (UTC)the stapler's mitch's narc
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Date: 2015-07-30 10:19 pm (UTC)i was giving you eyes
then someone
who will remain nameless
knocked the trash can over
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