[Joke or serious, it's not out of line when it comes to the idea of going to Vegas on Valentine's Day. Will isn't deterred by it, which. Might speak volumes. In numerous directions.]
god i want to break up with you so i can seduce you again it'd all be network history if the gods didn't eat it between universes but that'll be the v-day travel story so pretend you didn't hear about my vegas wedding for like two weeks
i didn't hear about any vegas weddings if that's the only reason you have to break up with me i think we're doing okay but how am i supposed to react if you do that? break up with me hypothetically speaking
yeah? shop's closing in an hour [WELP who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just hold their objections] i'll be home soon
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:41 am (UTC)[It might have a fish on it. Or a stupid joke. Could she handle that!?]
you ever been to vegas?
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:44 am (UTC)[ ...for once this isn't a joke. but it does sound like one, right? ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:51 am (UTC)would you wanna go again?
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:52 am (UTC)okay
i bet hover strippers are way better
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:55 am (UTC)we could be gone the full weekend
if you'd like
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Date: 2015-02-04 03:58 am (UTC)in case
[ look at her with the attempt at adult like planning for him. she will be using all her sickdays with no regrets. ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:00 am (UTC)if you want a week-long vacation
we can do that, too
just say the word and i'll get it taken care of
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:01 am (UTC)impulsiveness will graham
it's the not adult thing to do
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:08 am (UTC)but all right
i'll see how much more impulsive it can get
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:13 am (UTC)is whoever you married here?
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-02-04 04:15 am (UTC)yes
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:19 am (UTC)i want to break up with you
so i can seduce you again
it'd all be network history if the gods didn't eat it between universes
but that'll be the v-day travel story
so
pretend you didn't hear about my vegas wedding for like two weeks
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:24 am (UTC)i didn't hear about any vegas weddings
if that's the only reason you have to break up with me
i think we're doing okay
but
how am i supposed to react if you do that?
break up with me
hypothetically speaking
[is that when the stalking starts
mr. graham will see you now
(no, never)]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:26 am (UTC)like i said
if that wasn't obvious i don't know if you deserve wedding story
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:44 am (UTC)[An entire shiver of sharks named April, as well as a few endangered whales. And a walrus. Maybe? Something decidedly not murder.]
i don't know about any wedding stories
what wedding story?
[Look, he follows rules so well! Love him.]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:49 am (UTC)in cold war vegas
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:52 am (UTC)[finds a dad outside the shop
shares this stupid joke
laughs for an hour
high fives]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:54 am (UTC)[ she will probably forget about this pun sin before tonight.
but still. god. ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 04:57 am (UTC)in that case
[Something is going to die.
Or.
Hamster 3.]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:01 am (UTC)[ all the animals. humane society ain't got nothing on them ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:10 am (UTC)shop's closing in an hour
[WELP
who cares about adult responsibilities right now whoever it may be can just
hold their objections]
i'll be home soon
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:13 am (UTC)hanging up my work clothes
in our closet
[ so...snap? ]
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Date: 2015-02-04 05:27 am (UTC)he can find something for those surprises another day
it's all hamsters and home from here, THE IMAGINATION HAS BEEN SPARKED]
oh my god
i'm so grateful we rarely have any customers right now
[embarrassingly sparked, so soon]
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