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[infomodder]

i'm coming home with a new full set of restaurant utensils

[infomodder]

they're from an olive garden-type place but they were shipment so they're all brand new

[infomodder]

they were going to toss them in the dumpster because the company didn't want them back and they were the wrong size i thought that was the best of all worlds for us

[infomodder]

i miss you so much

[infomodder]

this should be over soon
i know
i keep telling myself that
but there is no such thing as soon enough right now

[infomodder]

[one picture sent!]

don't tell the kids
but these were my bedmates last night
walked right up to my campsite and spent the whole night with me
we shared food

[infomodder]

they were so nice April
but now i feel unclean

DONE.

[infomodder]

not because i haven't showered
cheating unclean
can't wait to get home
i love you

[aggressiveapathy]

done

[aggressiveapathy]

you tried
now
stop
come back
the martyr thing is only sexy for the first week

[infomodder]

i'm working on it
as soon as i can come back i will be back okay?
you look so good in that shirt
that should be your shirt

[aggressiveapathy]

they're all mine
everything in the house is

[infomodder]

including jeff?

[aggressiveapathy]

yes
he was a very nice present
a+ body pillow
but that doesn't fix this

[infomodder]

we'll fix it when i get back
i'm glad you two get along so well

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
if you come back
and i'm not here
and neither are jeff's hair products
i want you to know he was the killer

[infomodder]

that won't happen
he knows you can kick his ass
he told me
you're safe

[aggressiveapathy]

i stand by the statement
but srsly
how hard is one crying old guy to find
hurry up
or me
and my kick ass
are going after fred

1/2

[infomodder]

he's a bit more than just a crying old guy
i'm learning
if you kicked fred's ass
maybe he'd let me come home

[infomodder]

just kidding

[aggressiveapathy]

there's only one way to be sure

[infomodder]

but not worth it
be the bigger person you know you are on the inside

[aggressiveapathy]

you are giving me more reasons to not listen to you
fyi
entertain me with more adventure stories
and maybe fred's hair can live another day

[infomodder]

i can tell you from experience that bears shit in the woods here just like they did back home
i'll also be coming back to you with a beard
haven't had time to shave
you might not recognize me

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't know playing fetch
involved actually becoming a woodland creature