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[theminotaur]

[ late at night, the day after promising to call april for bail money, april actually gets a collect call from one of heropa's police stations. press one to accept the call. :) ]

[aggressiveapathy]

[Silent tears of pride as she accepts the call and starts changing out of PJs into normal clothing.]

1/??????

[infomodder]

i'm coming home with a new full set of restaurant utensils

[infomodder]

they're from an olive garden-type place but they were shipment so they're all brand new

1/3

[infomodder]

have you seen jeff anywhere today?

[infomodder]

did he tell you he'd be out and leaving all his stuff behind?

[textualhealing]

I'm back. Did you hold the fort? If not you're fired.

[aggressiveapathy]

yeah
i have a solid phone handling scheme
it's amazing how few people speak spanish
in this day and age

[infomodder]

something happened
i didn't have time to consult you before it happened
but since i love you and would do anything to make you happy
tell me what you want to name this little fellow trying to worm his way into your bed

[and she'll find he's sent her a picture of a very sexy bulldog]

[aggressiveapathy]

feed it to the sharks

[you must know the humor by now, will. you chose this.]

text

[huntergames]

[ It's Friday, the day Sasha is supposed to go over to Reggie's house and hang out with him... among other things. Possible things. Things Sasha doesn't know, though has some vague idea.

The problem is she doesn't know what she's stepped into. It's both intimidating and exciting all at once and provides some semblance of normality after all she's been through. She tells herself she needs this and that she doesn't want to screw this up, even if it's Reggie of all people.

The other problem is that Sasha doesn't have someone to turn to for advice. There's Laurie, but her experience seems limited and she seems to get down on herself over that. Will has always been a source of help, but this isn't... something he should hear about. Maybe. ]

hello april it's sasha
i hope im not disturbing you
i wanted to know if i could talk to you about something?

[aggressiveapathy]

[ It's her sad, pathetic life that she's a work. But she's a responsible adult. She'd never let work get in the way of her plying on her phone- er. Helping. others. ]

type away

Just after Thomas gets back

[kinesia]

april ?

can thomas stay here for a while ?

[ Please say yes. He's already worried about him, troubled by how he reacted to hearing that Newt was gone. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

fast worker
did he get you chocolates, too?
but yeah he can stay
if he makes peace with the raccoons

1/??????

[infomodder]

[april's got a picture]

i just found that it took a picture of what i had been trying to send you
here you go

[infomodder]

three day weekends are not as good when you don't have one too
this afternoon has been dull and LONG

text

[huntergames]

hi april!
im sorry after our last conversation i should have followed up to let you know everything was okay

[aggressiveapathy]

i didn't see a murder report
so
figured
rate him from 1-10?

mail disruptions

[infomodder]

[It starts simply enough, with Will not letting on that anything out of the usual may happen before they both part ways. A completely normal morning. Makes it more interesting later on if he plays it cool.

Not long after April gets to work, she receives a vase of two dozen purple and white roses. There is no note, no card, no singalong, nothing. Just a delivery person with a bunch of purple and white roses.

About an hour later comes the second batch, blue and white this time, and still no note or card.

And then it goes quiet...until lunch, of course. Lunch brings in the big guns, one hundred red roses with the card handed over rather stuffed inside. The card itself is nothing special, comes right out of whatever delivery place Will's used, carries his scribbled writing.

Meet me at the train after work. It's date night.
Love you always,
Will

He can round out to an even 150 roses then. April Ludgate is totally worth it.]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ She can do nothing but stack the roses in increasingly creative ways on her desk for the entire day- good work, Will, Jeff has now paid her to make rose fortresses and moats around (or mostly covering) her desk. Another life goal complete.

One of the purple ones gets used for her hair, though. And who is going to question her picking that over red? No one. That's who.

The raccoons actually get sent straight home, money for pizza in hand, as she follows the final instructions. Date night meant alone time, thank you.

Well. This time, anyway.]

[kinesia]

:p

what does it mean ?

[aggressiveapathy]

who has been emoting you

[theminotaur]

Do you think I got carried away?

[aggressiveapathy]

not enough

text; misfiiiiiiire

[brushoff]

And then she had the NERVE to ask if sleeping with that girl would 'make me feel better' or whatnot. As if she's not a virgin herself.

[ sorry April, enjoy this segway into a conversation Dorian was totally having with somebody else. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

it probably would

text, misfire

[wasnever]

[It's a picture message, containing a drawing of a dick with a face, arms, and a smaller dick coming out of it as if the big dick were a person.

What an artistic statement.]

Re: text, misfire

[aggressiveapathy]

i'm crying
from the beauty

misfire text;

[sassguard]

[ Et voila: an awkwardly taken picture of some sweaty dude holding a cardigan corgi diligently attempting to lick his face, her wriggling making her little more than a blur of gray and white still vaguely recognizable as dog. ]

Mako's pretty energetic today.

Re: misfire text;

[aggressiveapathy]

[ Totally saving that pic for...reasons ]

looking for a booty call?

[kinesia]

[ So.

Guess who saw the state of the bathroom. ]

you found edgar .

[ It could have been one of the others, of course. But since the bathroom had been left for the raccoons to deal with, Grey suspects that's not the case. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

you did a bad job hiding him

text;

[textualhealing]

[image attachment]

:(
sharkbait is in doge mourning
how you holding up momma bear?

[aggressiveapathy]

[in (loving) thanks for this show of concern...

Jeff will find all his bedsheets have been stolen.]

text;

[shuckit]

will said we can go to disney world, wanna come?

we're taking bark

[aggressiveapathy]

be careful
he might become their new mascot

text ; around when will disappeared!

[khajidont]

Hey is Will sick or something? Because he's left me alone in this class full of strangers [who Jaime didn't bother trying to socialize with because he already had a friend in class, take that suckers] and I'm trying to decide whether or not I should be mad at him for ditching

[aggressiveapathy]

other option

text

[huntergames]

wills device or inbox whichever it is isnt taking messages
whats going on

Re: text

[aggressiveapathy]

guess

text;

[brushoff]

Hey is your husband mia?

[ It has literally been over two weeks since Will vanished. And Dorian is just now noticing this.

say what you will about Jeff, but it's entirely possible he's got more common sense in his head than Dorian here does. ]

[aggressiveapathy]

awol

Oct 31st, Morning (not here)

[runningstart]

[NOT ENOUGH WEBS, HUH?! Well, take this! You’ll get the star treatment this time, bait shop!]

[aggressiveapathy]

[ it's so beautiful ]

audio;

[sidecars]

Heya, doll! How's my favorite intern today? Good, right?

So you're smart and creative and artistic, yeah? You know how to operate a camera very well, I'm sure...... ..... ...

[aggressiveapathy]

I don't record pornos for free.

11/22.

[lifeatsteak]

[He's been sitting on this for a while.]

april
how does christmas work here

1/2

[aggressiveapathy]

commercialism

text; early evening 11/25

[infomodder]

there are 0 turkeys in this godforsaken town
LOTS OF SWEET POTATO PIES BUT NO TURKEYS
what are we having tomorrow
why didn't i buy a turkey a week ago
do you even care about a proper thanksgiving dinner

Re: text; early evening 11/25

[aggressiveapathy]

get Chinese